3o bars, check it . .

"Piece of shit!," as you sit, kicking the flickering box,
yanking on rabbit ears, "It stops here, this is the spot" . .
Turn and say "Move a damn thing, lose a hand",
you`re a man who demands, clear picture and can`t stand . .
Static or snow, the little stuff bothers you,
but you don`t have time to be a repairman, and a father too . .
So what you gotta do, is lose your present tube,
get ready for a better mood, you deserve a better you . .
Think flat plasa screen, inches like your wife`s waist,
you might like that, but every cat has his own taste . .
But whatever it takes, we`re sending you home,
with an entertainment system, you always wanted to own . .
So quick, pick up the phone and dial that number,
whether your local store, or national eight-hundred . .
TV`s meant to relax you not mentally tax you,
let me ask you, how much did you spend on the last tube? . .
Well forget those digits, here`s what I`ll tell you,
you`re living room hell`s through with what I`m going to sell you . .
A little device to make life twice as nice,
no more fiddling and struggling with antennas every night . .
You want clear, crisp picture? You want the best thing?,
You want to stop having battles with the set during West Wing? . .
This dish can handle over 400 channels of shows,
that range from ESPN2 to all 8 HBOs . .
You`d hate to know what our competition`s doing,
using subtle gimmicks and tricks, and basically screwing . .
You out of your hard earned cash, that`s a laugh,
so to get back, we've made have another price slash . .
`Cuz you deserve the best for your television sets,
and with our satellite dish, this is as good as it gets . .

That`s wrd.