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Old 03-10-09, 01:02 AM   #6
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Battle Reviews

Mimesis(0-0) vs Bobericc(0-0)
My Prediction:
Mimesis
Length:
16 v. 20
Breakdown:
Bobericc.
I'm stopping your mental, drop full potential, I'm fucking insisting
my punches are hitting.. but you without 'me' is nothing but Misis..
That was decent. It could have been worded better, but i'm not in any
posistion to be giving advice on that. The concept was nice as fuck.

your an animal, I can't understand it though, your seeming fake
a lonely geek, the only beast in hibernation 12 seasons straight
I liked this, It was a nice play off the quote, Once again could of been
worded better, but it was nice.

truly ass kid... so fuck 80-0, and concepts from generic bitches
your best battle's are crazy sets of gimmicks like the text Olympics
It's alright.

Generic Bullshit:
sunning a bitch when muscle head thinks his bars are polished off..
this dumb hater gets the punch breakers like mortal kombat blocks!
feeding these lines of short spars, this student aint seeing me
mims your not smart, I seen your report card... it said Deedede..
rapping secretly, since 04 you've built some rep on the internet
how he's got half the jump on his dick, and aint even win one yet
you little bitch! so I went to the hall of names and it isn't right
nick called your originality aggressive..explaining that you didn't bite!
spitting heated flames, battling vets, but your verse played bitch
whole life is irony, like I smack you to death with a first aid kit
the worst fakeness, fuck your ego, your bars are booty bastard
check your confidence, and know the meaning of over-enthusiastic
back to this senseless killing, you prewrite the same old clout
I can read you like a book... rip out your spine and pages fall out!
Quotables:
6/20
Quotable %:
30%

Mimesis.
I took a break for a long time, but the shit just doesn't seem to feel fair
So I'll take another one to your neck. .
. .and you can sit the next few plays out in a wheelchair
This was alright, most people probably won't get it but its alright. I didn't like
how it was worded, but it was still decent.

The apple doesn't fall from the tree -- I know who you're around so fuck it
We're only amazed by Bob, Eric when your faggot dads make out in public
Lmaoo, niceness.
As soon as I checked in came 200 views, dog, this nerd is just hopeless
My comeback has generated more buzz than every verse that you've posted
Truth.

Generic Bullshit:
That shit is disgusting -- you're a lame bitch, and I'ma step to this trash
Your whole style's underhanded, so it's obvious I got a leg up in this match
I'm like Lebron James in the lane -- dudes just keep paying me to stroll in
But no one takes charges from lyrics. .
. .we'd rather let him keep slam dunking his bullshit
And you're hideous too -- I'm hot, but you could make it snow in summer
So many moles on his body they used his picture to define Avogadro's number
That's a chemistry joke cause I'm chemically dope -- just smashin' dudes
I'll make you bail out this tourney so fast GM will come chasing after you
And that's pathetic, so take the L cause you don't belong in the top spot
You just got your ass kicked to the jump, and we ain't competing in hop scotch
Quotables:
6/16
Quotable %:
37.5%

Winner:
Bobericc(4-3)

Marcus Reese(1-0) vs Fuck Yuu (1-0)
My Prediction:
Nick Fletch.
Length:
20 v. 0
Breakdown:
Nick.
Ya rockin a baller’s game? ngga please, I’ll roll you out on a stretcher
Only screen play Fuck’s got is for the movie “I just got stomped by Nick Fletcher”
This was alright, lol. I liked it, it was sorta harsh. aha
Like honestly, this could be a bye week that you giving
My verses always on top of the tables, like what ya mom does for a living
Ahahahahaha. lmfao. Nice.
& there’s no pussy for you on those Friday nights spent alone in silence
You’ve been in virgin territory long enough to be a victim of gang violence
Damn, I liked that, Sick.
No title for you here dude, but my fists will give you fuckin hope b
Cuz they’ll put you in a ward so long, you’ll be this tourney’s runners-up trophy
Ahaha. loll. Also nice.
Your done bitch, & ain’t nobody here gonna cushion the fall
Face it, your style mimics your sex life.. so your verse ‘mounts to nothing at all
DAMNNN.

Generic Bullshit:
I’m dropping 20 kid, so face up to the fact you’re not ready
Cuz you’re style’s not catered for 20, but your job’s had you wait on that many
It’s obvious you don’t get chicks, even polish birds hate your gimmick
Shit, if there’s Fuck and a poland woman.. she’s laying his ass out with it
Plus, what’s with that homo ass false hyped smile
When ya see Fuck beatnik.. it’s not an outcome, it’s describing ya hippie lifestyle
Everything about you is gay, & faggot your lies are failing to stop it
You’re all about secrets & even your skeletons are comin outta the closet
& recognise your broke ass is garbage, & bitch you know it’s true
You live out a fucking beat box that ghetto kids would spit vocals to
Quotables:
10/20
Quotable %:
50%


Fuck Yuu
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fuck Yuu
Wow u suck just as bad as me. Merkfist? The fuck thats about. Dork. Ill drop 16.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Fuck Yuu
I need an extension til tomorrow. I haveo't had a chance to get to a computer, an on my phone.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Fuck Yuu
Was waitin for your permission to show. Ill see you again


You had four days AFTER Nick dropped to write a verse of the 16 you said you were going to.
You, are, a..
BITCH
Nick would have killed you either fucking way, you faggot.
Winner:
Marcus Reese(No-Show)
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