"Hi Josh this is Corporal Noiseau, could you come in for training this evening? I apologise about the short notice, someone was supposed to have called you already... umm... that didn't work out, here's my number you can reach me at ________"

Lmfao, Im gonna go only if I don't have to get a haircut right away, cuz I don't have time for that right now and my shit aint THAT long

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