LK just stop. You're not Dr. Phil, so don't attempt to analyze someone. That was a horrible attempt right there.
and LOL @ thinking I wrote this.
I found this on another site and just edited the first part to fit poetic. Unlike you two, I don't spend my outside time fantasizing about RV cats.
Don't lie. You know you're keeping tracks on the tracking number of the undie. Waiting for it to arrive.