Originally Posted by 2v
idiot.
soccer has been around throughout history in many civilizations which involves the foot, the ball, and whichever rules that civilization saw fit.
Americans decided that while playing FOOTBALL, that they, as Americans, would use their hands, as their own civilization's rule. The name stayed, the rules were slightly altered, and as time went on, the sport kept evolving but in the end, the name was never changed.
When stuck up non-american faggots showed up and said "OMG THATS NOT FOOTBALL, THIS IS FOOTBALL, SEE? FOOT + BALL LOL YOU GUYS ARE IDIOTS YOU'RE PRACTICALLY PLAYING RUGBY."
The americans said "No, stfu moron. You don't know shit. In fact, you don't know shit soooo much that we're going to call what you're playing, soccer. Like it or not bitch, if you wanna be American, you call that shit soccer right now, because we're playing the one and only American football."
And that my friends is the history of America's established civilization background.
American football is football whether or not some british fuckhead has the nerve to say Foot + Ball = Football
Foot + No Hands + Goal + Goalkeeper + Referee = Football (Soccer)
Foot + Hands + tackling + referees + hella TV publicity + touch downs + field goal kicking + odd ball shape + protective gear to prevent deaths + CHEERLEADERS BITCH = AMERICAN FOOTBALL HOLLER
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