Who said anything about dating me? *Throws up in mouth a little at thought* Fuck, if I showed up at my house with you, my parents would say
"The Kid, what did we tell you about no pets in the house?"
But really, are you subconsciously admitting you think about the kid in that way? Sorry fatty. The only thing you getting from me is a nice death jizz bath. I know you want it too!