lol, going to beautiful tokyo > taking an airborne course

Dawg, I already skydive, it won't be anything new to me. I have 50 solo jumps, I posted a bunch of pics of me doing that on an older account, way the fuck back in the day when I was 16 (i'm 20 now)

As for missing out on getting trained to be a sniper, yea that'd be cool and shit. But I don't even know if I'd be able to complete the training. The physical part of it would be ok, but i'd get chewed the fuck up cuz im a major slacker. I mean if I got fucked that hard every inspection I had in the reserves, imagine how much harder i'd get fucked in the reg force where details are three times as important. Plus you sign a contract that basically states you have to be posted somewhere. I don't wanna go to afgahnistan, fuuuuckkk that. Let the pricks come here and try to kill my people, then i'll fight in a war, but I aint going over there.

And missing out on still being infantry reserve? Lol nah... Going to Japan is way better