How many ways can I get u wit' a gerbil?//
Stick it in ya mouth and watch ya cheeks turn purple//
I think that I'm ready for combat//
Got what the Don's lack I need some real contact//
Put it up ya ass how you gonna react?//
Was about to put on Willard 'til I heard he was a rat//
Duct tape up ya ass 'cause he try'na escape//
It's scratching out ya rectum no time to deficate//
Have it travel North then headin' back South//
Eat ya inside and out then evade through ya mouth.

Next Weapon: A pair of Air Force Ones