They call you "Ill" cuz that's what girls gets when ever you around
The only thing that's "royal" is your breath or perhapse the sound
Your ass makes from lactates you take to save weight
You got dissentary from drikin' bad Corona
Cuz they aint got no RC cola like C-town down in Arizona
You should have had your mommy's money better spent
than waisted on the internet
So call this a dietary supplement
Stay home till you learn to represent