If I had a choice in life to have an other than my wife I'd a had a go at Satan, yeah I'd a bangged her twice.
Yeah, i said her cuz you know the devil's got a be a bitch
and on her rag at that cuz she always has a mind switch
First it's this and then it's that the cunt just can't make up her mind
But if I had my way I'd be staight up that behind
I'd pull her tail to the side and insert into her ass
A sawed off single barrel for all the pain that's in the past
And just before I pulled the trigger and gave that bitch a blast
of plastic pellets instead of cum I'd grab her horns and bust a laugh

who wanna do Robin from Howard Stern?