haha here we go bitch
Alright son its time for rap 101, no cliches 'bout takin' you to school that'd be to easy for me fool//
so i'm da drunk kid on here tryin to rhyme, yeah 12 beers and i still have the time to waste to spit a rap in your face, so diss me but afta this i'll be fuckin' a ho while your jerkin off and eating chocolate chip cookie dough//
aight' so those 2 lines came off a little weak, shit you might even say i'm a geek...yeah thats true 18 and i'm white, but the color of my cock didn't matter to yo' mom all night//
aight' so i used the prefunctory i fucked your mom line, you ask what am i gonna rhyme about for the rest of this time? oohhh hell i don't know maybe about how i fucked your ho//
ohh wait i forgot you don't have a ho, youre a teenage loser jerking off at home...but thats ok so do i, but at least i don't do it to a picture of a guy//
yeah so this whole fucking rhyme blows, but its my first go so maybe you could say woah, yeah vote for this guy because he spit but it was nowhere close to my eye//
cause if he'd spit in my eye i'd be blind and unable to see to write, so i'd be up all motherfuckin night without being able to type it out and then i'd huff and puff and scream and shout, like a little bitch//
and no matter if they gave me a stitch i would still scream like a little witch..Ha i bet you thought i'd call you bitch but NO you ain't that. you just my motherfuckin' HO!!
ohhh no i just flung out another nasty word, like a monkey flings a turd, but i bet it didn't phase you a bit, because tomorrow you'll come with some lethal shit//
and everyone will laugh at me, for the whole fucking internet to see...a KO on me, and you'll be filled with glee because you slaughtered M-E- me//
but its cool one day i'll come back and give you a smack with my dick, like you're my whore 10 cents no less no more , yeah thats right bitch you love that shit so give it a little lickty lick//
but aight' bitch i gotta go to bed because the bitch in my bed is getting antsy and wants to give me head...but don't get jealous that bottle of lubriderm is waiting for when you get to masturbatin'