haha, i heard one about " boogie man " in a battle rhyme by Masta Ace

" Yea i heard of the boogie man, when i was a YOUTH.. SCARY/ Then i found that he was as fake as the TOOTH FAIRY "

but that is not my punchline, i will come up with something else


Fightin shadows and boogiemen is like PUNCHIN THE MYST
How am i supposed to be afraid of something that DOESNT EXIST