aight yo

look, jerry springer would be nice, but id do oprah twice
i for the money and two for the show id ask polite
but if she didnt give that raggidy puss, id pull a knife
say "its ur puss or ur life, u decide"
then id strap her hands to the bed side
then bang that old fat pussy all night
and if she put up a fight
hit her with a lamp stick a hampster in her ass
and make love to her unconciousbodyall night
you fuckin right, id strife between her thighs
get my fingers in it like "american pie"
but then on the other hand .... theres my nutts
which id use to ejaculate in her butt
in my room, the back seat, or the bed of a truck
yea u gotta admit, oprah'd be a preety good fuck
god that sucked

next celeb: AnGrYwHiTeGuY's mom