erm...what's a phallus?! (too lazy to look it up at the moment)...

Anyway, appreciate the comments....most read it off face value...which is how i wrote it primarily....but adding bits here and there along the way to give it another meaning too....oh, and it took like an hour oin and off to write...was just playing with it, and came up with this, with two weird levels to it...

...applardos...