T_Pound, swallow this

As I sit here and read what you said
Something hit me! You're like that stupid horse Mr. Ed
Now how you gonna call yourself T_Pound
The more I say it, the lamer it sounds
Come to think of it, T_Bag sounds like a better name
It goes to show how much you like the ball-dippin' game
Dip Dip swallow, that shit must turn you on
The bigger the nuts, the bigger your hard-on
Your mom on the other hand, gave me one too
Stuck it in her eye, and then I yelled 'Guess Who'
Nah fuck that, I change my mind
I would just like to visit your sister and do the bump n grind
Then if she insists, I can lick her nipple
But I really only want to keep it simple
See at first, I'd stick it where the sun don't shine
Make her moan like non other, I hope your mom don't whine
Then I'm gonna pounce my dick in her ear
Shoot the load, and then have my self a Killian's beer
I don't like you, I'm sure you can tell
Something else hit me, your pussy has a cheesy smell