10-20 bars

Hey Mc_Nugget, you sound like a fagget
You told the dildo clerk to charge it and bag it
Mad gayness is what you're about
"Hey Bob come over and fuck me, over and out"
Put that radio down son, stop pickin' up guys
And take your queer personal ads down before your dad replies
It must be hard bein' in the closet all this time
But I guess, you gotta suck a lil sum'in sum'in to make your nickels and dimes
Dood, this rip ain't about you, you're nothin'
I got better things to do, than make you start cryin'
As long as you don't come near me and start grabbin' my ass
I won't press charges, or pollute our office with my gas
I'm done rippin' on yo ass,I believe it's time for somethin' else
Yo, Merry Stripmas, my hotdog's in your mom's nose with jingle bells

Ho ho ho