watch closely son, and stop twiddlin your greenthumbs,
don't disrespect a contender's skills before you've got some/
beat me? I guess you've heard Aerosmith play Dream On,
like the Hunted, I plant my knife and then you're gone/
judging by your avatar, you're claimin to smoke weed,
to bad the closest thing to herb you've had is herbal tea/
against me, you're a DareDevil, too bad for you he's blind,
I'll land you 6-feet 'underground', like you was Jedi Mind/
with your gan-greenthumbs, we'll have to amputate them,
you're a spoof of a rapper, like the the Simpson's boxer Dredrick Tatem/
like Tom Cruise, you've set out on an Impossible Mission,
I'm 'Siskel' and I'm 'Ebert', I leave you in 'critical' condition/

your turn

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