ding ding ding
am i putting it up against iceburg's offspring,
or have i been lent a tenner by a bender who wears cock rings /
i try to give credit where credit is due,
you done well to pull through on 3rd, in the hindu top two /
you say you are going to leave your room,
when 10 abortions couldn't remove you from your mum's womb /
you've been cursed since you were dropped at birth,
at 1st they thought the priest's baptismal jerk would make it worse,
but your such a ugly child, even your mum got slapped by the nurse /
i hear you talk about weddings & the way your mum cries,
like the one time you got a girl way back in junior high /
need i mention you and your coach playing soap wars
in the shower
it's come to my attention you were playing "HUMPING CARS"
in the principle's office after hours,
iceburg's blind dates escalate into mass gay rapes,
standing poised with his toyboy as he gets it taped /
theres no escape, as he bates his peanut up your back gate,
while his parish priest masturbates /
it broke your heart to see "ruthless" leaving, he didn't care if he was a pansy,
iceburg told himself he'll do well in school, get a job & raise a family!!!!