You know what I'll be nice, here's mine...

Mama said talk this out and resolve/
Don't want to be involved so give me a call when you evolve/
Doggy Paddle to the 'shallow end' of the 'Gene Pool'/
Half Wretched, Half Wit, Half finished High School/
Give you a 'piece' of my mind, cause I know you like it 'shattered'/
Heard you like your 'women' like you like your 'shrimp' you like'em 'battered/
Givin' me that 'Macho Man Randy Savage' stare/
Wanna 'Snap into a Slim Jim' break my legs but do I care/
No sorry I'm a lover not a fighter commit your crime/
I'll be glad to do your girlfriend I'll be glad that you'll do time/
See you'll hire a cheap attorney and get the maximum/
Now we both got 'Records' but the difference is mines 'Platinum'/
I choose to use this song for a weapon not a sword struck a chord/
If I wanted to see 'Stars' I'd watch the 'Academy Awards'
Now it looks like you'll lose this battle today/
Ya must've givin' up on dreadlocks, cause now you goin' toupee/

(Throws down mic while the crowd chants "IT'S ALL OVER" X wonders why he did this to himself)

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