*lights fade*
*drumroll*
"MERK SQUAD presents . . . Miinnnnddddd . . . THHHHEEEOOOORRRYYYYYY!!!!!!!!"
*runs onto stage*
"Thank you thank you"
Referee - "Y'all know the rules lets have a good fight"
DJ starts up the tables . . .
The new hot track from Mind Theory "Reality Dreams" starts playing over the speakers*
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*Bell rings*
yo yo yo mic check 1 2 mic check 1 2 1 2 . . .
*taps mics with OnE*
yo yo . . .
This cat's "missing" like POW's in his attempts to "hit me"/
The only way your words will elevate is if you're holding the Shift Key//
From your verse I'd guess this was a battle to see who can diss weaker/
Cause you come with nothing but shit "talk" and I'm bout to blow this "speaker"//
OnE will get ripped like a pussy like the first time I tore the pink/
I'll leave this cat "Mesmerized" like "Ashanti" cause I diss him with "Murder Ink"//
I'm quick to leave OnE's face rolling through the mud like dirt bikes/
Cause I'm on another plane . . . . . . like I missed the first flight . . .//
My verse will cram this square into a circle, just to leave him well rounded/
I'll smash this kid to "dirt" . . . it's like he broke rules how I'm leaving him "grounded"//
Jaws "drop" when they see this wack-ass purposely "fumbling" soap . . .//
In other words, their mouth takes the "shape" of your "number of votes"// (ZERO!!)
OnE, stop "clowning around", your verse gives me so much "laughter" it hurts/
My lines will leave your tongue "tied", like "your battle record after this verse"//
OnE will try to edit my post, after I make this mod hurt/
OnE gave "Merk Squad" a "backwards stare" and got his whole "Squad Merked"//
Ya verse is played like "de-feet you" lines, while I'm quick to "knock your socks off"/ lol
This "candy thug's" thinkin he's "stone" hard . . . while I drop shots that "Pop Rocks"//
It's like sending blank envelopes, how I turn OnE to burnt male/ (mail)
OnE's a seafood lovin' faggot . . . you can tell . . . cause he eats Sperm Well// (Sperm Whale)
. . . lmao . . .
*slaps OnE with the mic*
*walks off stage*
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MERK SQUAD
"We can not be fucked with . . ."