vote=saladin
as usual coming out strong with sick punchlines. Benz, someof your lines didn't make sense, but if you had more wordplay it might've covered that up a little better.
your best line : I must be a vet cuz I'm bout to put this dog down

that would be better with some elevation
Peace

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