here we go... (this 29 lines by my counting...)



tiberius just sit back, relax and chill
becoz u aint gonna win and your head looks like roadkill.
i'm in my own little film, starring, the world and 1 villian
about some psycho bastard who walks about killin and stalkin women,
i'm killin serial killers to continue what they started
i only prey on easy targets that are retarded,
yo, they say i need saved,
well i smell and i'm afraid to be bathed,
i say there is more chance of christopher reeve surfing the next wave,
i took a spade to raise your granny up from her grave to suck her fanny, and say high, i wish you were alive.
i'm an anaeraxic bastard on slim fast, living up to an alcoholic past, becoz i go mad and stab people when i drink, tell people what i think..
i've flipped it becoz i am broke
i've smoked my last $100 note as toke, and now i choke for dope.
i'm a suicidal fucker, afraid of death, doing my driving test, suckin the breasts of my driving instructor
your mother is here with a rubeer dildo, putting it up her rear like a queer would fuck her.
yo. if you check my criminal record you will find out i'm a pussy, and a wannabe
i've spent a life time fighting girls who make fun of me
girls who try to run from me coz i'm ugly
i'm a cross breed between fester and pugsly!
tiberius you are the ugly muthafucka i'm goona offend
coz you the ugly fucka who has seen more cockends that weekends
your blind dates escilate into mass gay rapes
your one of those kinky muthafuckas into hancuffs and tape,
you love playing 'soap warz' in the showers
you into melted mars bars and 'humping cars,'
yet i am gonna be cool, and give you credit where it is due
you could probably scrape through on third, in the chinese top2