this one is about someone in my school.......

his name is ian parkes//
his hair sticks up like he just been fightin with sparks//
his voice is very low//
his nickname is parkie homo//
he got no mates//
he even gets jumped at the school gates//
hes so black we even call him burnt cukie//
his defenition word for a blowjob is suckie//
he 14 and never necked anyone//
a neck is a french kiss, its what we call it where i come from//
he so gay and retarted//
when we doin gym hes the one who farted//
he just one of those people who are so fuckin annoyin//
someone cut his head with a coin//
he aint got a girlfriend, so he still a freshman//
his whole life is a mess man//
today he come to school with a reef//
he so thick he smiles with yellow teeth//
he trys to be one of the boyz//
but he even playz with action men toyz//
comes to school with out of date clothes on his back//
someone burnt his bike on the bike rack//
it might sound a bit sly//
but if you saw him you would cry...............WITH LAUGHTER