Remember the night you wish you could live again?...
The night that will forever be remembered...
Meet Zack, an 18 year old senior in high school...
This is the story of the night he will never forget...

December 31st 2002, New Year's Eve, this year is almost through/
Jesse and James will be here at eleven then it's off to get more boo's/
Leaving the corner store we're set to party the rest of the night/
A girl named Kristie said I was cute and her pussy was tight/
A few shots later she was lookin better but it was wrong I had just met her/
Friends tell me not to sweat her she wants on my jock but I won't let her/
Before long I can't taste it taking double shots cuz I was wasted/
Took Kristie to the basement, you know the rest... I don't have to say shit/
The rest of the night is a blank, woke up late to find my ass at the bank/
Walked home to the party that sank Jesse said I had too much to drink/
3 months later was a repeat, Kristie showed up first now we're rollin 3 deep/
3 deep?.. I was confused but fuck it the crew showed up now the party's jumpin/
The morning after I was pulled to the side by the bitch from New Year's, she got wide/
Starting it with a fake "hi" then proceeding vaguely with she's pregnant and it's mine/
"You Left the condoms on the shelf, Zack" I asked nicely... "Can I have my Cum Back?"...

"No..."

....damn!