Basic Cable Is My Lifes Anthem....

"Plug It In, Turn It On, Let My Little Eyes Glaze
20 Screen Lined Up Against The Borders Of The Maze
I Wanna See Tha 5 Day Forecast 14 Days In Advance
So I Can Get My 2 Weeks Notice Everytime The Sun Dance"

Plug It In, Turn It On, Never Once Have You Talked Back To Me
Your Majesty, I Love You, I Despise You
My Everyday Is Sitcoms, Soaps, News, Bad Dramatization
Come Along With Me My Friend For The Most Glorious Sensation"

I Mean....How Focking Dope Is That.....