i know you don't watch gilligan, you 5 years old?
beggin' your mother to get you happy meals at McDonalds
the fact is i called YOU gay cuz i'm secure with myself
i know i like women while you want to spank me with your belt
that one that you stole from a sleeping hobo
you go to soup kitchens for lunch and your mother for a blow
i wont get into incest, it might turn you on
sitting at home wearing pink singing a backstreet boy song
while your mother's in a thong waving her fat ass at men
gettin' stuffed with dollars until half past ten
then she buys some more slim fast and gives you a cent
so you cna pay the hobo for your favorite belt