my turn, quick key...

I'm Merkin This 'Disciple' So I Can Be '13th' On Hiz List...
I Thought You Wuz A Challenge, Damn Now I'm Pissed...
I Should Get Knightshade To Sticky This So You Can Stay-With-Me...
Like Bulliez In Recess I'm Pushin You Out Tha Sandbox, You Can't Play-With-Me...
Like Men Of Honor You're Not On My Level Cookie!...
After Readin Hiz Punchez You'd Think He Bit Off Rookiez...
This Iz My Competition? I Should've Stayed Retired From Text...
Hiz Post Count Iz Tha Only Way People Would Consider Him A Vet...
This Battle Iz Gettin Ugly Like Tha Second Half Of Floetry...
I Would Say You Have Skill But Apparently They're Not Known-To-Me...

blah fuck it start tha votez