Like a grifter's roots sprout a church's TRUNK.
An evangelist is a branch that spews forth BUNK.
You resemble those metas in so many WAYS.
Typing and fronting like you can SPRAY.
A fake MC on a lying SPREE, hoping to IMPRESS.
Cut the CRAP, we know you can't RAP, or even get a girl UNDRESSED.
You might as well be a priest with your sexual RECORD.
You couldn't nail a chick if you had a hammer and a dead BIRD.
There's something missing in that equation and it's called a NAIL.
Cause the tip has to be hard to pin that TAIL.
Let's be DIRECT, you can't get ERECT, Charmin's got nothing on YOU.
If it's softness you WANT, Irrelivance is up FRONT, stiff as a goddamn TISSUE.
Now as for your brain, it's been damaged real BAD.
Cause you stepped to me wrong, the impaling lyrical VLAD.
Drove a spike through your head, and one through your FACE.
Didn't drink your blood, cause that'd be a DISGRACE.
You're only to DRINK, from those that you THINK, can possibly give you POWER.
Stingas, and Slingas, Hustlas, and Bringas, Can help you raise your TOWER.
But you're none of those, so I sent your spiked ass down the ROAD.
I'd ask you to carry my jock, but I know you can't handle the LOAD.

Ok...
There's mine.
Now you.

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