This Wolf came to my Door one day, asking me if I wanted to play...
I checked the peephole and saw he was frontin...
So I snuck out the back, crept up and attacked, and took to ass-puntin!

A Wolf is suppossed to be wild, but check it, this one was mild...
Smacked his face and kicked his ass, gave him a real good tutoring!
Punched his gut, would've kicked his nuts, but poor Wolfie had been through a neuteuring!

Makes sense, cause when he growled, it was nuthin but a high pitched howl!
A pussy in wolf's clothing, anyone looking could be tricked...
So go on to Red Riding Hood, but it'll do no good, cause again you'll get your ass kicked!

Downshift from story mode...
Cause your head is about to explode...

Wolf, you're dumb, you couldn't use a cell phone if your girl was C. Zeta Jones...
C. Zeta? What am I saying? A girl like that would never let you jump her bones!
Cause Make a Wish didn't have pity sex in mind when they built their foundation...
And even though this battle's killing you, no babe'd take your application.
I'm like Frank Nitti, Capone's number one heavy...
Pop your ass like a Zeppelin, leave you dead on the levee!
And when that levee breaks you'll have no place to go...
I'm Untouchable, fill your ass with Led, just to let you know!

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