Alphabet, like the soup, your rhymes taste like poop...
Your noodles are turds and they spell out these words...
STUPID, WEAK, & DUMB, ALL COVERED IN CUM, Damn that's you to a tee!
Here's a suggestion, change your profession, start hooking, but charge a low fee!
Now I know that bent ya over, so I'm a step over, and ram this spit on home
A bat with a nail, right up your tail, and another upside your dome!
You were hoping for dick, but I ain't sick, only the ladies get my pickle...
So I turned you into a popsicle, but too bad for you, the nail ripped a shit trickle! (sorry!)
Alphabet, pay your debt and gimme my fucking win...
I've gone verbal, now I'm a get herbal, and smoke your female kin!

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