lol. This one was funny. I hate how tv shows all that crap at night. Especially when I'm having trouble sleeping.

"I settle on an infomercial, the host building the product up
But it doesn't help the fact that the item is nothing but junk
Have a bigger bust, get firmer abs
Miracle bikini wax, and tiny portable fans
A grill that's sloped, a device that slices
Stainless steel cookware, and other junk at affordable prices
Everything's a system, oh so cheap
Comes with a free gift, oh so neat
Testimonials galore from people like me
All come with a lifetime guarantee"

That part was funny cause you hit the nail right on the head about all of it. It was a good read, like the rest of your posts