I called up Pee Wee Herman for a game of pool,
He opened his mouth and began to drool
I said hey faggot, he began to frown,
Pee Wee said,"If this were prison you'd be my ass clown"
I agreed and said OK,
I told Mr. Herman straight up,"I am not gay"
He wouldn't stop and told me to pump his tire,
I told Pee Wee,"There is no way I will eat you Oscar Meyer"!!!