Rippin ya like a heart attack, goin full cardiac, ya gonna need a pacemaker...
Cuz I'm pullin my peacemaker, doin a backbreaker, as your lyrical undertaker.
Cut ya like a castrator, stoppin the masturbator, ya gonna need a vibrator.
Cuz you're a hesitator, while I'm a devastator, eat ya like a hungry gator.
The teeth are too sharp, have you playin harp, gutted like a carp...
Drop ya in heaven, film at eleven, shown covered by a tarp.
Flushed like a urinal, no tears at your funeral, no love for a hermit...
You was on hold, and did what ya's told, hand up your ass like Kermit.
A puppet for controlling, was into corn-holing, clockin dicks, ignoring clits...
Wanted the hunks, but only got chunks, ass rammed with a gut resting on it!

And now the punches really start flyin...

I'd diss your woman, but you fuck a mannequin...
And as dumb as you are, ya still wear a skin!
This man has a real better half, and it ain't his wife...
He's gotta siamese twin, leadin a "double" life.
But he's draggin a corpse, he killed his look-alike...
Bored his ass to death, spittin on the mic!
This man saw "Jackass", thought he'd act crass...
But outta all those stunts, he shoves a car up his ass!
I've opened your throat, pulled out your tongue, Italian Necktie in effect...
And on that same throat, a gas-tire's hung, necklaced for not showing respect!

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