Wolfie's yellin "Fuck tha Police", like he can't be reformed...
NWA? No fuckin way...he's just attracted to men in uniform!

This man is RIDICULOUS, broken down with a twist...
Ride-Dick-You-Lose, and that includes riding fists...

Wolf and his woman live in a box, chillin refrigerator style...
Vegetable crate room addition, cuz they're expecting a child.

This man is a bitch, RB's Gifford, Miss Kathie Lee
Sweatshopping kids to write his rhymes, and paying the pityfully.

My baby girl stands taller than you, and she's in the toddler zone...
No backbone, always alone, cuz ya look up to Garden Gnomes!

Unibrow in effect, face totally wrecked, no mask at Halloween...
Still scares the kids, make em wish they'd had SIDS, trick or treatin with your dick hangin outta your jeans.

And speaking of his dick...

If dicks are comparable to humans, Wolf's got Mini-Me in his hands...
But he'll take a Shaq in the ass anyday, and celebrate with headstands.

Wolf, friend, pal...despite all the praises you've heard, I'm still the ONLY blemish on your otherwise perfect record!

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