lmfao.
I was reading this and I was like "what the fuckin hell are you doing still getting pussy if you treat women like that?!"
then I got to the end and understood.
This was a pretty good piece, funny as hell and still good with wordplay and multis.
Personally, I don't think they'll stay around long if you treat em that way, even if they did really love you...
Peace

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