where i got a job Selling Watches,
just to Pass the Time away.......clever

Hit the elf with Glasses,
and made a Spectacle of myself........vlever

nO cHanCE tO waKe Up . . tO bLeSs.....i felt a style change after that


that was pretty ill, but it seemed like it was mad long but it didnt take that long to read.......nice vocab, wordplay, topic