well, here goes my latest attempt:

I leave you keeling over, like mixing Guinness and Rum,
this man's a big drinker...yeah G Gizmo "Guz"zling cum/
the perpetual waterskiier,your always following in my wake,
I'm like "SARS running you down",I threaten G "without brakes"/(with outbreaks)
should I be takin your lunch money? your av is the beast,
after gambit and wolverine; this man's a comic book geek!/
your softer than a babies bottom...that gets-you-started,
you're watchin YTV cuz Pampers Commercials get-you-hardened/
rhymes incoherant like Ozzy Osbourne,Gizmo, take a seat,
your future job,selling furnaces,only way you're packin heat/
you throw punches so poorly aimed,like I'm battling the blind,
Gizmo in a world with no clocks, This kid's got no more time/

hmmm...flow was off...whatever
lets see the votes people

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