Some kid told me to come in here and check you out, because you were, and I quote, "soooooooooooooooo damm fine!!!!" So, I figured, if that was the case, I wouldn't mind dropping in.

I'm not going to suck on your ego, nor am I going to call you a whore or anything along those lines. You have a abondoning type of facial features. Emotionally, you probably have a hard time expressing yourself well without words. Boyfriends get confused easily, lovers/significant others think you're not as open as you should be, and so on.

I dunno, this is finals week. I'm analyzing everything.

Nice lips, eyes aren't crooked or too far apart, and the smile almost looks genuine.