ok boi, you wanna get personal? here we go.....................

this kid throws lots of partys, invites all guys and takes his shirt off-
he cant even handle hard liquor, you'll only catch him with a smirnoff\(smirnoff ice, pussy shit)
i got him the chance in bed with two girls, could have cut up pussy like a surgen-
instead of fuck'in he went to sleep, at 17 he's still a virgin\(true story)
he had a girlfreind one time, but he was too scared to get her fine ass in bed-
one day he asked her to the movies, she said no, was too buisy givin me head\(also true)
you have the highest voice ive ever heard, how do i sound like mickey mouse?-
at least i wasnt kicked off the football team for being gay, thats why they call you "Jailhouse"\
one time you called me and Castillo to come to your house, cause you said you could get some beer-
but when we knocked on your door, your dad was pullin up his pants, he said "yeah......uh ............. andre isnt here"\(says it all right there)

ok uppin for some votes here