Yo Yo Barney, hes a purple dinosaur,
Take ya moms out ta dinner then call her a whore//
He knows his A,B,C's and 1,2,3
Screamin bitch get on ya knees//
He jumps around like hes high on PCP
'HUHU wont you be friends with me//
He says as he laughs in your face,
Reachin for his back pocket he takes out his mace//
John Jacob never saw it till he hit the floor,
Hes your neighborhood kid friendly Dinosaur//