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Old 05-29-03, 05:09 PM   #20
MuhThugga
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha........
Oh man, that has got to be the worst video idea ever......

Hey, I found the rules of the contest.

"Try to bite Eminem's style as much as possible" contest.
Grand prize - Free 8 Mile DVD
All participants win with the luxury of knowing that their ass cheeks will have a tighter grip around Eminem's dick.

To be eligible, all contestants must be a stupid teenage suburban white boy that has an Eminem shrine constructed in his closet and must have his cock so far up their ass that they shit semen. All contestants must glorify and worship Eminem ten times a day in a ritualistic manner and must practice copying his image afterschool and on weekends.
Send a video tape showing your music video and we shall pick the contestant that we think shows the best capabilities in copying and stealing someone else's image and proves that they have no talent of their own and completely lack any originality. Send all tapes to "Eminem Dicksuckers Club" P.O. Box BALLS Atlanta, Ga 19089. Any questions, call 1-800-DIKSUCK or email: on_eminems_testicles@eminemballhuggers.com.
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