SIMON's ASSESSMENT(from American Idol)

YOU ARE POSSIBLY THE WORST FUCKING RAPPER I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY EXSISTANCE. YOU CAME TWICE AND STILL I ALMOST LOST MY BREAKFAST!!BECOME A ROCKER OR SOMETHING
I HAD TO PLAY SOME TUPAC JUST TO KEEP MY RESPECT FOR RAP AFTER YOUR PERFORMANCE.....I"M TALKING ABOUT DALLIGAN OBVIOUSLY!!

I HONESTLY HOPE YOU WERE TRYING TO BE FUNNY