This was a shitty day//
Started off in class where I got a 50 on the quiz//
thought to my self whats up I thought I was a wiz//
But then it got worse I got a call from a girl I used to bone//
She was on the horn and wanted to know if I could cum for long//
I thought this would be great if my girl wasn't beside me//
Hope she did see what I wanted to do with little pee-wee//
Then we went to the bar left in my car so she couldn't leave me//
Once there she found a friend one that I wanted to put and bent in the head//
clownin on me like a pussy//
what are you nuts this motherfucker wanted it in the tussy//
I told him I wasn't gay and that he had to stray//
He didn't listen thought he would be kissen//
Me if I didn't end his life//
I got a wife and a kid//
what did he think I did//