lets start...when ya scouse...ya gob is ya mouth
and ya three pence suite is known as ya couch
and theres ya nob as ya dick, too rob is too nick
and an ugly girl is what you call a dog or a bitch
if your sound, your cool, if your gay, your a fool
it's just some of the slang when ya from liverpool
if your a wimp your a fag....an old fart is ya dad
and i've got to add that all fucking marters are sad
a scally is like a thug...ballet is a dancing club
if you live on the streets..you'll be known as a bum
to masturbate is to wank.. to pie is too finger
and if the ball hits you hard in the thigh, it's a stinger
if your a goth, you mosh..a snob is someone posh
and a smelly little cunt is someone who doesn't wash
a slap is a clout.. a punch is a dig
and a punk is a tit and when you spew your ring, your sick
to scram is too eat.. a puff is a homo
and when ya mum slaps your arse real hard, that’s a nono
a muff is a clit....a grass is someone who snitched
and a fridge is someone whos never had a kiss
when you beat someone up you just banged them
and when your jibbed off, it means you left hangin
when your boss your dope... when you blurt, you cum..
and when you get cramp in your arse, you hurt your bum
when your a billy your a loner, a stiffy is a boner
and if you constantly go on about one thing you’re a moaner

it's not finished yet, the finished version will be on my cd.. it'll be dope.. i'll hit up some threads tommorow, gotta catch soem z for my business exam tommorow morning.