aight a man walks in a gay club to get a drink cause he's very thirsty

well he goes to the bartender and ask for a club soda so the bartender says you can only get drinks if ya have a name for ya dick so the dude says what do you mean so the bartender calls a regular over and he tells the man that his dicks name is m&m's cause it melts in ya mouth not in ya hand then his friend comes over and says his dicks name is oscar cause its huge as a suasage

so the man says well my dicks name is secrate cause its strong enuff for a man but made for a women

then leaves outta the bar screamin flammer's


lol


anyways yall got some funny's