i see your record speaks for itself/ not top, not middle, but bottom shelf/ look at you, you weedy pom/ you got less wins than an orphan got moms/ i cant see you, your nowhere to be seen/ i bet your as fucking old as the queen/ you think that im new but i see the goal and ill kick it/ yourhaving less success than the english at cricket/ now while i sit here watching the dj be spinning/ id rather be in australia, a country thats winning!/ i can tell from here, you as white as a sheet/ you get less sun than anamputee has feet/ i see you've noticedthat i am yet to battle/ but your easier to beat than it is to herd cattle/ i should have started by giving myself a challenge/ but your softer than butter, too easy to manage/ so while i sit here, chalking up my first win as easy as larry/ ill leave you with your gay friends princes william and harry!