I only know raccist jokes so dont be affended or ur a homo
but here goes a few.

how long does it take for a black women to take a shit?
answer= 9 months

what do you call 100 white people running down a hill?
answer=avalanch

what do you call 100 black people running down a hill?
answer= a mud slide

what do you call 100 mexicans runnin towards you?
answer= a jail break

what do you call a black person walkin in the street at night?
answer= a speed bump

what do you call a blond with half a brain?
answer= gifted