Ok a sargeant in tha army goes to a ho' house one day for some sex,he see's tha owner and asks for tha finest and best ho she has,after meeting tha best one tha sergaent says he has a unique skill,he can make his penis errect by sayin ten'hun,tha ho asks him to show her so tha sergeant shouts ten'hun soldier,and he is as long as a horse and solid like a rock,the ho then strips at this stage and ths sargeant has lost his errection so tha ho asks him to show her his unique skill again,so tha sergaent shouts out ten'hun and nuthin happens,he's pissed and says if u don't stand to attention when i cry out ten'hun this time they'll be trouble,so again tha sergeant shouts ten'hun and still nuthin happens,so he starts tuggin,pullin and cursin at this dick,tha ho asks wot he's doing and tha sergeant replies
"for disobeying a direct order this soldier is gettin a dishonourable discharge"

LOL