shit, my dad used to listen to suger hill and the gang so i was listening to rap when i was a sperm......

but the first one i remember was fat girl by NWA, "my name is bertha but you could call be bugga" and "she started to run so i shot the fat bitch with my elephant gun" ......those two lines are the reason i like rap today. LOL

i also got slapped by my mom cause when i was little i had a 2 live crew tape, remember that song, oh me so hornny oh me so horny, me love you long time.. LOL my mom kicked my ass