I pull hoes right and left, what's with the gay rant peewee?/
That's right, yo ass posted up in the bathroom yankin on ya weewee/ /
Why? Because you can't get any hoes even if they were free/
they clown on yo punk ass and say ya nuts look like two little peas/ /
You ain't got no other choice but to turn fag, what a sad turn of events/
you so deep in the muhfuckin closet you seein christmas presents/ /
Look at you now dawg, you're pitiful, look what you became/
you all up on the MenSeekingMen forums with BaByGuRl as your username/ /
Cut the hard act son you ain't shit but a geek, you're fake/
the only friends you got are the 12 year olds playin Quake/ / (the game)
Get off these battle boards nigga and go back to watchin your Sesame Street/
tryin to stand up to me like you somethin big, Bitch take a seat/ /
Just admit dawg this will be your third defeat/
I got yo ass lookin like Nelly's "little brother",you might as well retreat/ /
Before I go though I gotta let the whole forum know you're a virgin/
it's alright playa just watch me play these hoes, I'll have 4 more tomorrow when I login/ /